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Robber: "password safe hang out! Do not say will kill you!"
female clerk: "do not say! Kill me also don't say! You spoil me, I also don't say!!"
went up and down in a female clerk, scold: "you would think!" 2
a ed hardy Femme reporter to interview 100 penguins in antarctica! Ask Ralph Lauren Homme the penguins one day to do anything!
first said: "eat, sleep, play peas"
second said: "eat, sleep, play peas"
has asked 99 so, asked 100th said: "eat, sleep."
reporter asked: "how do you not play peas?"
Penguin said: "Mom, I is the fabaceous beans."
3 Zhao Benshan took the chance Wei Fan town!
Wei Fan asked: "eat?"
Zhao Benshan said: "eat!"
Wei Fan said proudly: "I asked the donkey, you put anything!"
Zhao Benshan turned out two donkeys slap in the face, said: "there are relatives also don't say the city."
4, the street came wearing a yellow T-shirt plump middle-aged women!
on the chest of the T-shirt and wrote a few words: "I was a virgin!"
is curious passers-by stopped, the fat woman with a smile passed them.
later, all coax soon spread!
originally, fat woman back his words: "it was a long time ago."
5 fireflies flying in the air, including a non-luminous!
a very curious and asked him: "the elder brother of the door, you how not ah?"
not luminous firefly replied: "Hey, buddy, last month forgot to pay the electricity bills!"
6 has one airsick by plane, could not help but want to vomit, hurriedly let airline stewardess with a plastic bag!
Behold, halo too seriously, soon plastic bags will be full of spit!
airline stewardess said: "you wait I'll go get a!"
airline stewardess came back, found by spitting on the floor!
airline stewardess angry and asked: "what is the matter?" The
passenger said: "I see a soon to be full of spit, hurriedly drank, the results did not expect everyone else to spit!
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a beautiful night under, trailing by one man tracking, beauty is very afraid, walking through a graveyard, man was about to start, beauty went to the grave, and said: "Daddy, please open the door, I'm home". Man running away. Cocktail Dresses Beauty was gloating over her up, which solde ed hardy know the laughter has not fallen, from the grave to spread a gloomy voice said: "girl, you forgot the key again?" Scared girl screaming and running. At this time, a tomb raider crawled from the grave, said: "I'm working, Salle de Bains scared the shit out of you". Suddenly finds a old tombstone, chisel in hand carved tombstone, wonderfully asked: "what are you doing"? The old man said angrily: "these unworthy descendants put my tombstone mistakenly, only changed". Tomb Monster Energy T Shirts Raider listens, frighten run. Look at the tomb raiders back >
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